By: Luke DuBois

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On the frigid bridge

We sent the 3rd rate Chid

A lot of stairs

He’s almost there

The mate cast a look of doubt

But then a multimeter came out

The milk was getting warm

Chid worked in perfect form

The voltages seemed good

He’d done the best he could

New relay, without delay

Quick switch, good fix

To replace this black box of ice

The one from the 03 will suffice