By: Mike Rainnie

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My wife and I are going to the Tax Guy tonight.

I look forward to this about as much as I do getting root canal surgery or a colonoscopy.

I can never really get excited about money—

To me money is simply a necessary component of everyday life—

If I have enough to put gas in my pick-up and buy beer,

I’m a happy man.

God bless Beth for worrying about the mortgage and taxes and 

Heating bills and gifts for the kids and grandkids.

When we get to the Tax Guy, he asks a million questions to which I don’t have an answer—

And he kind of looks down his nose at me suggesting that I really should be concerned about all this.

I don’t even understand the language he speaks—some kind of financialmoneygobbledeegook.

I’m not sure if I even want it translated.

No, I’m sure I don’t want it translated.